Weirdos In My Space

To the sick freaks searching “wade belak pictures” and finding this place, GET LOST. There are no pictures of that useless blockhead to be found on my webspace. Until he can learn how to stop hockey players from scoring, ie. his job, mention of his name is not welcome here!

Other odd searches that bring people here:

useless crap (thanks)
whipped cream bikinis (sorry to disappoint)
death sticks (i do not want to sell you death sticks..)
things to talk about
birthday shave
(umm..)
chicken booyah recipes
see my girl
completely useless
(hopefully not related to the last one?)
information on someone (anyone in particular?)
depressing blogs
jeff tweedy i bought a toothbrush
(he’d be proud!)
my ankle again
he likes mountain dew
(yes. yes he does.)
hamburglar makeover (next on A Makeover Story..)
completely useless crap
who’s your daddy die
logitech pork chop
(computers can do everything..)
trading spaces homosexuals? (can’t help ya there)
jimmy fallon is not funny (word.)

If this site has taught me anything, it’s there are some strange people out there.

Cheers!

Up With Kilts! Down With Pants!

Remember a few months back when we were discussing phrases spelled the same forwards as backwards? The longest one I’d found was:

go hang a salami, i’m a lasagna hog

Turns out Kip has bested me both in length and quality (we’re still talking about the phrases…) when he sent the following:

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas
Sure! Vomit, Tim! Over us!

Haha.. I love this stuff. Does anybody have any more of these? For those without a keen sense of the obvious, we’re spelling.. them.. backwards.. the same as.. forwards..

Now, before I’m off to roast a chicken, I leave you with my rally call of the day:

UP WITH KILTS! DOWN WITH PANTS! UP WITH KILTS! DOWN WITH PANTS!

Cheers!