Whilst in London (har! har! he talks English!), as I do during all foreign trips, I stopped by a local variety store to try out a couple weird chocolate bars. I find the sampling of odd bars and beverages to be one of the more enjoyable elements of international travel, and this visit led to one of the stranger product ingestions of my years. I’m hoping a Brit is reading this and can explain exactly why it is the Yorkie bar is, and I quote, “not for girls”. I readily admit to finding this product funny, and it actually tastes quite good too, but why not for girls? For those that don’t trust in my always truthful word I offer this photographic proof:

Cheers!