Say what you will, but the offer is open to everyone regardless. Entry is cheap, and it gives you a good reason to watch Entertainment Tonight!

The 2nd Annual Celebrity Deathpool
RUNS: January 1 – December 31, 2003
COST: $10 USD
WHAT: Simply pick 25 famous people you think won’t live to see Dick Clark at midnight on January 1, 2004. Everytime a selection kicks the untimely bucket, simply subtract their age from 100 to receive your points. The person with the most points at the close of business December 31, 2003 wins a minimum of $100, depending on the number of entrants.

Meanspirited? Perhaps. Fun? YOU BET! I’m in second place this year as we hit the home stretch, thanks in part to the passing of 34-year-old former wrestler The British Bulldog. Ben Affleck and Kid Rock didn’t come through for me, but in the words of Ron Sexsmith, there’s still time.

Interested? Just drop me an e-mail and I’ll hook you up with the gent that runs it. You know you want to!

I’m off to my last week of cooking school – Coq au Vin. Next week we grade the professors and they cook to order dinner for us. Wicked! I must note, the Professors have been amazing and I’ve learned more than I thought I would. It’s been great.

I see dead people – do you? (pssst… look up!)