Behold, the magic tablets – bursting forth with sugar and rice crisps, waking me in the tormenting final hours. Alas, I am not eating the red ones last, for this sudden realization of their magical sleep healing powers has me shoveling them into my hole like a fat kid at Ponderosa.
MOOHAHAHAHA.. the time is almost here, and I will reign triumphant.
It’s no surprise these suckers are made in this little Town of Bolton, you know. We know good crap around here. M&M Crispy, of course, being good crap.
Cheers!

The only slight dejection upon completion of the last two M&M Crispy were soon followed by the elation of remembering I still had a bag of M&M Peanut Butter. And then a Snickers. God bless Effem Foods.
Next year I’m walking over there and telling them to sponsor me, dangit. The only thing better than M&M Crispy, M&M Peanut Butter, and Snickers are FREE M&M Crispy, M&M Peanut Butter, and Snickers.
At some point I should probably actually eat real food, y’think? Although throwing that arctic char I bought on the BBQ at this time of day is only going to further the rumours around this neighbourhood…

I’ve decided against the 9AM baseball game – it’s everything in me to be awake right this second. Gone are the days when I once slept only 16 hours in 6 nights without crashing because my body and mind are both fighting me at this time. I didn’t want to concede and go to bed at 9AM only because it’s going to throw my entire system out of whack but I’ve fallen asleep and woken up a few times over the last hour.
At least I’m waking up.. the last thing I want is to mess this up in the final hours. :)
Cheers!

I’ve cracked the blinds back open and went outside for a bit – the sun came up about a half hour ago, I guess that puts me in the home stretch.
Cheers!

Here’s the reality TV roundup for this week, exclusive to Blogathon readers:
* NBC is joining Fox in the reality contestant recast started with Love Cruise’s Toni reappearing on Paradise Hotel. This time it’s Meet My Folks that’s churning out stars with onetime suitor Eric Ferch now on For Love Or Money 2, and the girl that failed to select him, Melana Scantlin, getting her own fall show titled Average Joe. This program, hosted by the eternally unfunny Kathy Griffin, will surround an attractive women with nerdy, ugly men in yet another variant on a dating show.
* Joe Millionaire 2 begins Monday, October 20th with butler Paul reprising his role as pyschiatrist/alcoholic.
* They’re dragging Last Comic Standing out – this Tuesday won’t be the finale. Instead, the results of the comedy face-off will be revealed in a two-hour season finale on August 5th.
Cheers!