Monkey Chant

SNOWMAGEDDON!!!!!!!11 Sweet drive in this morning as the media did an excellent job scaring the crap out of everyone and keeping them at home, so my typical 45-minute drive was 25 minutes instead. When I jumped out at Pape to get my Starbucks I was suddenly met with the early stages of Snowmageddon, and I can see now it’s dark, windy, and snow covered already. Very few people have arrived and I’ve been instructed to make it an early day.
My favourite rag, The Toronto Star, has exposed the wrongdoings of Quami Frederick, recently terminated from a Toronto law firm after it was discovered she had purchased a fake degree to secure the position. Their brief article in Metro yesterday seemed to err on the side of injustice, focusing on Quami’s heavy debt and inability to find a new law job in the coming months. The article did not, however, discuss the injustice of the people who were in debt and unable to find a law job due to Quami’s fraud. I love you, Torstar, you never cease to make me nauseous.
Now Listening
Glenn Kotche – Mobile
Today’s Random Links
6 failed attempts at the Guinness Book of World Records.
51 things you’re not allowed to see on Google Earth.
Monkey takes revenge on trainer – legendary!
Baby Adolf Hitler denied cake.

9 thoughts on “Monkey Chant

  1. Thank the baby jesus for anew post. I was so sick of seeing that harper non-sense.
    Your ability to find a negative with anything written in the Star is comparable to my defiance of the bible. Nice.
    Now, get back to work!

  2. You indicate it is 6 records that failed to break the world record – I click on the article and see there are actually 8 listed.
    What the hell?
    Unacceptable.

  3. Hehe… unacceptable… Rainbow Trout, you make KP laugh!!

  4. Maybe they added two since I posted it! Did you ever think about that, Rainbow? Probably not.

  5. You are right, I actually didn’t think of that. Sorry, sir.

  6. Boo. Rainbow doesn’t make me laugh anymore. :-( Did the pond-freeze give you brain damage, Rainbow? :-(

  7. kp, I will give Rick the benefit of the doubt. Even though when you click on his link – the workd 8 records is actually in the URL. Mayhaps this was just an oversite.

  8. Oh yeah, Rainbow? If you look at the blog underneath this one, and move the cursor to where my Tom Candiotti book link is, Rick had indicated “Tom Candiotti Blue Jays 1993.” Not true at all – he didn’t play in Toronto that year. So, we have back-to-back blog posts with an ‘oversight.’

  9. I’ll have to go against House on the comments re the former law firm employee. She lost her job; that’s her own fault for being a LIAR and CHEATER.

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