Mobile Part 3

I’m not going to punch a gift horse in the wickets but that morning drive seemed somewhat uneventful compared to what was being warned. Oddly, it appeared to be more the responsibility of people driving intelligently and responsibly and less about preparation as snow removal had either not begun or was in the early stages for the tour from Bolton to the 410/401 interchange. I have a feeling a good 30-50% of the people who are normally accompanying on my morning drive decided to stay home, and those that took the challenge on did so with two hands on the wheel and a whole lot of patience. Good to see.
Lots of talk on the FAN590 about shootouts with some morning team members (*cough*Landry*cough*) continuing to have a strong dislike for the regular season method of settling NHL conflicts. I, personally, continue to have love for shootouts and strong dislike for awarding points to losers. It’s had me thinking lately about what I deem is the optimal solution to NHL game pointing:
Three 20-minute periods
One five-minute 4-on-4 overtime
One five-minute 3-on-3 overtime
Shootout
This delivers 10 minutes of exciting overtime hockey featuring the fast-paced scoring folks you’d expect on a power play, with the shootout being the last resort to rid the game of ties altogether. My optimal pointing system is one point for a win and none for a loss, but I understand this is stressful to the masses. How about three points for a regulation win, two points for an overtime win, one point for a shootout win, and zero points for the loser, no matter when they lost?
Oh, and fire Gary Bettman. Hire a smart Canadian CEO with a love for hockey and a reputation in business. But fire Bettman. Live. On Hockey Night in Canada.

3 thoughts on “Mobile Part 3

  1. I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised with the drive in this morning. I agree that it seems like people were being smart or staying home. I actually managed to get to work on time (granted I left 30mins early) and I would have been early to work had I not run into a wall of snowplows on the 407. But overall the most enjoyable drive I’ve ever had in snow..
    P.s. Bettman should be shanked for killing Hockey Day is Canada.

  2. Bettman should be shanked for killing hockey.

  3. Either one works for me.

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