Frail

I believe, according to Men’s Health, that the average person gains 20 pounds a year when beginning an office job. I can see why already. I’m pleased to report that my attempts to continue eating right have continued regardless of the new direction in life, eating smaller amounts, six times a day, whole grains, vegetables, blah blah blah. I think the difference is that, while I was home, I never quite realized how often I actually went jogging. I haven’t stepped on a scale but I all around feel pudgier and more lethargic, and so it was that irritation that saw me triple layer some clothes and go for a 5k run on Tuesday night.
o_O
About 1km in I found a short-cut through a wooded area near my house and took off like a bullet to get home. I was so cold I stood there for a minute trying to thaw, then made my way upstairs to change. Most of my body was bright red – it looked like I’d been jumped by Jimmy Snuka and repeatedly slapped about the body. Not good. So now I’ve begun the process of securing winter running gear from Running Room – likely at a cost of near $300. The cost if I don’t do it appears to be far worse, so I’m willing to try. My annual St Pat’s 5k is about a month away, so I need to get in shape fast.
Somewhat lost in my inability to keep up on the news lately was Labatt bidding $201M for Lakeport. The only thing that would thrill me about this is to see every single beer on The Beer Store’s top 10 board be foreign-owned, since Lakeport is currently the only Canadian-owned item in their top 10. I only pray that Labatt won’t ruin the flavour.
LOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOOOOLLLLOOL

5 thoughts on “Frail

  1. Running in the winter is absolutely awful. It kills my lungs.
    What the heck is this winter running gear like? and it better not be spandex

  2. Spandex. Rick. I think I am going to be ill.

  3. thats a mental picture only a drill can get out…
    /shudders

  4. If you two could stop imagining me in tight spandex that’d be super, k? Frig, usually when I think of spandex it’s attached to a girl.
    Freaks.

  5. Did you at least get Jimmy Superfly’s autograph for the rest of us?

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