Timebomb

A happy 16th birthday to sister Becky today. As I noted to her yesterday, I may not remember seeing her as a baby, but I do remember her as a toddler with huge eyes hugging my leg while I made a gingerbread house. Thankfully, you’ve changed.
’24’ fans need to check out www.24trailer.com for a peek at next season, including limited edition “Unibomber in the Hills Jack” and “Hot Brunette Chloe”. While supplies last.
Finally, those of you looking to embark in the rewarding and lucrative business of home brewing may have discovered that coming up with the next great name for your patented blend of water, malt, and hops is one of the harder elements of the process. For every Delirium Tremens and Neustadt 10w30 we have St Peter’s Strong Ale and Rickards Pale dragging down the bell curve. Thankfully, now you have the Random Beer Name Generator to bail you out. Consider my 10 random names:
Salty Schwartzbier
Amber Fat Nun Dubble
Craptacular Shitszu Dubble
Nuclear Spiced Wee Heavy
Big Bird’s Glutinous Sloth Tripel
Frisky Paul Newman Hefeweizen
Black Full Moon Bavarian Dunkelweizen
Beige Blessed Liquid Extra Special Bitter
The Hippo Formerly Known As Buddha’s Transgendered Bock
The Ocelot Formerly Known As Obi Wan Kenobe’s Flying India Pale Ale
The only one I could actually see on a bottle would be Amber Fat Nun Dubble, and it’d probably do well.
Today’s Random Links
Marcia Cross wants her nudie shots back. Good luck with that.
KFC bans trans fats. That makes it healthy, right? *snort*
Saw III finishes first, and they announce Saw IV

3 thoughts on “Timebomb

  1. bawhahaha
    Dan Quayle and Phil McCrackin’s Curried Schwartzbier
    I so want one of those :D
    other good ones:
    – General Tsao’s Unbefreakinglievable Hippo Oud Bruin
    – Pablo Picasso’s Wobbly Flying Squirrel Tripel
    – Golden National Hispanic Heritage Month Bavarian Dunkelweizen

  2. you sorted those names by number of characters, didn’t you?

  3. If I didn’t they dropped to a new line because of the image. Method to the madness, my friend.
    Now if you ever interrupt me while I enjoy a Golden National Hispanic Heritage Month Bavarian Dunkelweizen again we’s gonna have words.

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