Thank God for PVR, it’s the only thing that made ‘American Idol’ watchable last night. I spent a good portion of the two hours in fast forward, but I think I got the gist of it:

• Paris and Bill Cosby have a gibberish faceoff – it sounds horrible.
  
• Katharine and Gerard Depardieu do a duet – dude can’t sing.
  
• The Best Supporting Actress Golden Idol goes to Katharine’s double-sided tape.
  
• Katharine’s mom is wearing the same dress!? I won’t complain.
  
• Chris performs with Live. I didn’t know they were still around either.
  
• Taylor is paired up with Rudy Huxtable and her massive glasses. WTF.
  
• The girls feel like women. I feel like hugging my PVR.
  
• If I’d known they’d clone kd Lang twice I’d have fought harder during that Dolly the Sheep thing.
  
• More people vote for Idol than the President. Which is why 12 year olds aren’t allowed to vote 48 times for President.
  
• Katharine and Taylor duet. Taylor wins. Katharine smiles anyways.
  
• I lose a little inside for yet another year.

Curse me and my “I’ll watch until Taylor gets booted” vow. It was supposed to be a safe bet!