As part of my Entertainment section research I frequently check out the words of TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello. He has this feature called “Ask Ausiello” every week where he offers up spoilers and such, things I don’t really run here because I get verbally raked every time I post something spoiler-ish. Apparently Mike has a Smurf collection, and said if we wanted to see it we had to demand it. I did, and got this response in his column this week:
Question: In response to your question/dare in last week’s AA, I wanna see a real Smurf collection! Show me or suffer the consequences. You have one week or revenge will be sought. It will be swift. I implore you to comply.