And if I had a pony, I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
Just me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were Roy Rogers, I’d sure enough be single
I couldn’t bring myself to marryin’ old Dale
It’d just be me & Trigger; we’d go ridin’ through them movies
And we’d buy a boat and on the sea we’d sail
Well, the mystery masked man was smart, he got himself a Tonto
Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto, he was smarter, and one day said “Kemosabe,
You can kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I’m headed out to sea”
And if I were like light’ning, I wouldn’t need no sneakers
Well, I’d come and go whenever I would please
And I’d scare ’em by the shady tree, ‘n scare ’em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
If I had a boat, I’d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together go out on the ocean
Just me upon my pony on my boat