I spoiled Survivor, I spoiled Survivor. I’ve effectively determined the first four boots from the next edition of Survivor (Amazon), starting up in February. I also know the final five contestants. I’m not sure how the middle shakes out yet. I can tell you a few things right now, while I consider posting the rest:

• The tribes will be divided by women (Timbaqui) and men (Jaburu)
  
• Both tribes will live together on the same beach
  
• The merge will occur early, after the fourth boot.
  
• One contestant, Christy, is hearing impaired.
  

Just because I’m a sweet guy, here’s a distant shot of the contestants – this will be officially revealed on the Early Show tomorrow morning, but you know you saw it here first because I rule. After they’ve gone ahead and revealed the contestants (Alex Bell, Daniel Lue, Dave Johnson, Deena Bennett, Joanna Ward, Matthew Von Ertfelda, Ryan Aiken, Jeanne Herbert, Roger Sexton, Shawna Mitchell, Rob Cesternino, Janet Koth, Jenna Morasca, Heidi Strobel, Christy Smith, Butch Lockley) tomorrow I’ll go ahead and post the close-up shots. Wrestling fans will recognized Daniel Lue as almost being a top 25 finalist on the first season of WWF Tough Enough, but lost out to Josh, who now does backstage talk for the WWE. Don’t get too attached to Daniel, though. If you like him, you may want to make sure you catch the first episode…

Proving that picking Brian from episode one last season wasn’t a fluke – stay with me this time, folks, you might make some cash if Intertops allows wagers again.
In other points for Sunday Cleaning:

• I have been conspicuous by my absence in discussing whether or not some quack French have cloned a baby. My reasoning for this is, regardless of whether they have or not, it makes no difference. Baby cloning will never take off simply because it removes the only part of baby ownership that actually feels good. ;)
  
• Happy birthdays to Craig, Matthew, and Jonathan. I’ll have birthday injection images tomorrow.
  
• Back from Sweden, and now off to London a week tomorrow. No kidding.
  

I’m off to do some dinner shopping, talk to you tomorrow!
Cheers!