Craig and Cheryl made me watch the finale of The Bachelor last night by luring me into thinking I would be watching Ed and The Amazing Race. I had seen one prior episode two weeks ago when they’d tricked me the first time (Amazing Race was preempted) so I really don’t know much about anything in regards to it. I gather he made the “right” decision based on the excited articles in papers this morning and such. Helene had a really nice smile, but I got the impression she’s a bit darker than she’s letting on. He’ll find out. At least with the other one she was all out there and you knew what you were getting. Nice girl, too. Well, except for the part where she went apepoop in the limo at the end. Anyone else have the two words “boil” and “bunny” come to mind?

In other news, I flipped on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (*gasp*) for a few minutes but found it completely unwatchable. Did any single one performer actually perform? Because the ones I saw were so obviously lip syncing it wasn’t at all funny. Phil Collins was somehow managing to harmonize with himself, essentially singing twice, and his lips weren’t moving. That either makes him a Ventriloquist Mongolian Throat Singer or a really bad actor. And I missed the PETA disturbance, which was why I’d put it on in the first place.

Cheers!