Get Yer Death Sticks Here!

Ok, so I’m peering through Amazon.com yesterday when I notice they’re FINALLY offering me Gold Box Offers. I looked through my five items and found nothing interesting. Then I went back today, and sure enough, five new offers. So I’m moving along when I am offered the:
Death Stick TI7XXX Steel-Tipped Titanium Hammer with Hickory Handle

Yes, this is a hammer ethically titled the “Death Stick”. Apparently nobody has ever noticed that this might not be the most appropriate name for a tool, and Amazon is apparently fond enough of them to offer them to me. And knowing their surf tracking habits, I’m interested in what prompted Amazon to think I wanted something called a “Death Stick”. I love it.

Just as a point of interest, here’s what else they’ve seen fit to offer me the last few days:
1. $22.79 Kodak Max Wedding Edition 4-Pack 35mm Single Use Cameras w/ Flash
2. $80.95 Epson Perfection 1250 Flatbed Scanner
3. $230.35 Handspring Visor Prism
4. $1,347.25 Nikon Super Coolscan 4000 ED Film Scanner
5. $23.35 Logitech 9304950403 Wheel Mouse Optical
6. $104.99 Lomo Kompakt Automat 35mm Camera
7. $521.99 Envision 17″ EN-7100e TFT LCD High-Resolution Color Display
8. $9.44 Libbey 4-Piece Heidelberg Beer Mug Set
9. $67.49 Death Stick TI7XXX Steel-Tipped Titanium Hammer
10. $14.53 Microsoft D66-00021 Wheel Mouse Optical

Now start posting some comments or I’ll beat y’all with my Death Stick!

Cheers!

5 thoughts on “Get Yer Death Sticks Here!

  1. i want a lomo for only 104.99!!!

  2. Wish I’d known .. I saw that, looked neat – developed by the Russians for spy purposes. I hope one day I’m rich enough to just buy stuff for the sake of buying it. ;)
    -R.

  3. i would have went for it… but that’s just me. i’ve been trying to get it on ebay but the price usually gets a little high for me. 8[

  4. I have been using my lomo to spy on both of you in this conversation!
    Rick, I am shocked you would threaten people with a Death Stick. Sounds horrible.

  5. you fib alex! you have no lomo!

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