Something else I absolutely can’t stand are those t-shirts which say “I may be fat, but you’re ugly and I can diet”. Think about it for a second. The wearer of this shirt is stating “We’re both unattractive. You can’t do anything about the way you look, but I have the chance to be more attractive and I don’t take it”. I’m not knocking anyone who’s overweight here (I’m working on losing a few pounds myself), but for a person to wear that shirt and think they’re insulting anyone other than themself just blows my mind.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. This isn’t Rick. He’s not here. I’m just snooping around, going through his stuff. Don’t tell, okay?